Boston Man Carries Emotional Support Pickles Everywhere He Goes

Port Townsend, WA - The world is a very scary place. But Boston man, Mike Boyle, finds his emotional support in his giant jar of pickles. He carries them everywhere he goes. Some people give him funny looks. And some people just stare. But Mike doesn't care. "I don't care," Mike says. "No big dill. I relish in the attention." Studies have shown that although pickles can sometimes be salty, they have a calming effect on some. When ask by a reporter if Mike would ever consider putting the pickles on a burger and eating them, he responded, "Would you put your blankie on a burger and eat it? Would you put your puppy on a burger and eat him? What a stupid question!" To each their own.