On Tuesday, August 11, 2026 a domestic dispute was reported on Sims Way. Officers arrived and found a brother and sister arguing because the sister told her brother that he "stinks like a bowl of spinach dip." He responded by telling her that she "looks like an adorable businessman." The responding officer told the siblings that they should be nicer to each other to which they agreed to try.
On Friday, August 07, 2026 a man called to report a panicky buck on Cherry St. The buck was wearing a tank top and had a pair of crocs stuck in his antlers. Police arrived and determined the buck had probably wondered into someone's garage and was poking around. They were able to help free the buck from his dilemma. The buck seemed grateful and happily ran off. Later that day, a resident called to report a tank top and a pair of crocs were stolen from their garage.
On Sunday, August 02, 2026 in the 800 block of Sheridan St, a caller reported an intoxicated rabbit yelling and cussing and he hit someone in the retina. Officers conducted a breathalizer test and the suspect was found to have a blood alcohol level 16 times the legal limit. The caller said the rabbit was exuberant and repulsive. Officers developed probable cause and the suspect was located and arrested for assault and criminal harassment.
On Sunday, August 09, 2026 graffiti was reported on one of the flavorful art works on Monroe St, you know, the ones that people call 'a fire hazard'. The graffiti read, "Why be moody when you can shake your booty?!" probably in reference to a recent incident at the Mountain View Pool. Damage is estimated at $17.
On Friday, August 07, 2026 a corduroys deal reportedly occurred between 5 dental hygienists on Cherry St. Due to the delay in reporting, officers requested copies of video evidence for ongoing investigations.