Ummm, yeah… Maybe not the best “First Lady Project” for you.
By: Betty WoodWashington, D.C. – First Lady Advisors are snickering after successfully convincing Melania Trump to take on the prevention of cyber-bullying as her “First Lady Project”. After being relentlessly mocked by the public about how ironic it was that her husband is the worst cyber-bully in history, she has asked her advisors to find her a new project.
“I should tackle the crisis of knock-off Dolce & Gabbana handbags in America,” suggests the FLOTUS. After being fooled into buying a fake D&G purse one time, the first lady felt she needed to take action on this very important issue. She reportedly thinks people who sell very good, designer knock-offs, should be executed.
After Melania’s advisors convinced her that regular Americans (a.k.a. “The Poors”) don’t really care about that, they convinced her to tackle the issue of the degradation of family values in America.
Surely, the American people couldn’t criticize her husband for his stance on family values and the sanctity of marriage.
I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.