He might not be a doctor, but he plays one on t.v.
By: Helen A. HandbasketWashington, D.C. – Did you know that Donald Trump is a doctor? He must be because he has come up with a cure for the coronavirus. Last night he told Fox News viewers that hundreds of thousands of us will get better by "sitting around".
Trump has had another good thought, and not because he has needed to consult with experts or looked at the facts and data, but because he has had a "hunch". His hunch tells him that the global death rate is a "false number". Nothing to worry about.
Now, if you are doubtful about the "sit around" cure and don't trust his numbers, rest assured that there is still hope. Trump thinks that there might be a "miracle". It is well known that miracles stop pandemics all the time.
So, chillax and listen to Dr. Don. Sit around, trust your President's hunches, and pray for a miracle. You'll be fine.