Washington, D.C. - The past two weeks have been the worst ever for Donald Trump. This is not because the whole world laughed at him when he spoke at the UN or the Mueller probe, but because Brett Kavanaugh's name has been mentioned more times on cable news than Trump's.
According to Washington insiders, Trump keeps a running count of how many times his name is said and he is furious that his Supreme Court nominee is beating him. The President is staying awake all night trying to think of a way to again be the center of attention. Rumor has it that there is a plan afloat that might involve a woman and a cigar. Stay tuned.