GOP Drafting “Undo Obama Bill”
For Thanksgiving turkeys pardoned by President Obama, “Off with their heads,” says the GOP.
By: Jim Shue
January 5, 2017
Washington, D.C. – As the GOP is busy brainstorming strategies to undo all the accomplishments that have come from the Obama administration, they have quickly realized that it will be a daunting task to tackle and reverse each achievement individually. They have come to the conclusion that they will need one bill to rule them all. The strategy is to draft one comprehensive bill to wipe out and eliminate anything that the Obama administration has done in the past 8 years. Here are several key points in their draft:
- Affordable Healthcare for All: Gone. Sick and injured American citizens are not our problem.
- For those who have gained employment within the past 8 years: “You’re fired!”
- Environmental Protection Regulations: Eliminate. Pollute more to make up for any pollution that we missed out on during the last 8 years.
- They go high: We go low.
- Michelle Obama’s South Lawn Garden: Rip it out and replace it with a McDonalds.
- For all the children inspired by Michelle Obama’s “Let’s Move” program: Let them eat cake.
- For all the Thanksgiving turkeys pardoned by President Obama: Off with their heads.
- For all the children who participated in the Easter Egg Roll in the last 8 years: Find them and take away their commemorative keepsake souvenir eggs.
Several other mandates are expected to be added to the list, except of course actual man dates as the GOP also plans to repeal marriage equality for all.