Washington, D.C. – For once, there is good news about the Trump Administration. Someone has leaked the President's daily schedule and wait...drum roll...he doesn't spend much time working. Who would have ever guessed?
Reportedly, the Slacker-in-Chief spends most of the day engaged in what has been spun as "executive time". That is not a time to become smarter or plan but rather a time to watch cable news or check in with his handlers Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh. Executive time is only interrupted by a break for burgers and fries.
Why is it good news that our President is lazy? Because it means that he is not filling vacant government positions with ignorant, incompetent boobs. It means that he is not thinking up ways to destroy our country. Oh, hell. He probably is.