Washington, D.C. - Our standup comedian-in-chief, Donald Trump, has done it again. He has told a joke that has many Americans, especially Constitutional experts, laughing like hyenas. His joke is so clever and sophisticated that many people thought he was serious.
It is no secret that Don really, really wants his wall. It seems that he suggested that it would be OK to break laws, ignore environmental impact studies, and seize private property in order to get the job done before the 2020 election. Pardons would be handed out like Halloween candy to aides who got into legal trouble. Ha, ha, ha! Staffers explained that he was just kidding.
I have never heard anything funnier. I laughed so hard that I may have broken a few ribs. Don, you are killing me! Only you could make violating the Constitution into a joke.