Washington, D.C. - I know. All you Trump haters are laughing at Donald just because he said he's going to build a big beautiful wall in Colorado. You think our President doesn't know that Colorado and Mexico don't share a border. Believe me, he knows. Don knows more about geography than any living geographer.
This plan is pure genius. The wall will be built between New Mexico and Colorado. Get it now? Trump wants to protect us from all Mexicans, even New ones. After all, what's the difference between Mexico and New Mexico? They both have scorpions, cacti, deserts, taco trucks, and lots of brown people.