“Ruh-Roh! Resident Rump rizz-a rig, rat, ryer,” says Scooby.
By: Al BeebackWashington, D.C. – Zoinks! The Trump Administration has been exposed by Scooby and the gang! On Friday, Scooby and the Gang arrived in D.C. to investigate the Trump Administration’s involvement with Russia in sabotaging the Democratic Party and helping Trump get elected.
After nearly 20 minutes of driving around in the Mystery Machine, splitting up, hosting special guests including the Harlem Globe Trotters and Sandy Duncan, and a montage to a wacky song, Scooby and Shaggy successfully lured The Orange Menace into a trap and captured him. When they unmasked the Orange Menace, they all exclaimed all at once, “Donald Trump!”
Trump’s response: “Total witch hunt! Fake investigation! Fake! Fake! Fake! Sad. Unfair.”
Velma shut Trump down when she explained, “Jinkies! When I found the box marked ‘To Trump. From Russia’, I had to find out what was inside. I discovered Russian hats, Russian vests, and the smoking gun, Russian ties. And one video tape marked ‘Pee-Pee tape’.”
“I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling kids,” said Trump, “…except that hot piece of ass,” as he winked at Daphne.
Shaggy responded, “Well we would have a decent, sane president if it weren’t for the meddling Russians.”