“He’s exceeded all our expectations,” says the President of the National Association of Serial Killers.
By: Ima GastWashington, D.C. – Today the National Association of Serial Killers (NASK) endorsed Donald Trump for president. Past famous members of NASK include Ted Bundy, Charles Manson, John Wayne Gacy and Jeffrey Dahmer.
The current president of NASK, Rangler the Strangler, explains, “When Donald Trump talked about shooting someone on Fifth Avenue, we knew he had potential. But, wow, has he exceeded all our expectations!” He went onto explain, “We figured people would die as a result of a Donald Trump presidency. We were thinking there would be some deadly clashes between his supporters and sane people, in which Trump would instigate and encourage. And he hasn’t disappointed in that department. And we also figured some people would die in a ‘botched’ military operation under Trump’s direction. But bounties on American soldiers? Brilliant. Then coronavirus hit. Instead of getting it under control, like a 'normal president' would do, he has allowed it to spread like a wildfire. Almost 200,000 dead American citizens, probably 400,000 by early next year. Wow! Donald Trump is doing all our work for us!”