Try Snotty Vest, Now!
Exclusive Made for T.V. SpecialCold and flu season is just around the corner. Are you sick and tired of getting to work and realizing that you forgot your cough drops? If you are a dude, are you embarrassed about having to carry a man-purse when you are a little under the weather? Well, now there is Snotty Vest!
Snotty Vest gives you the freedom to live life while carrying around all your cold and flu supplies. There are custom pockets for a full box of tissues built into the sleeves, so you can discreetly wipe your nose on your sleeve. There is also a bladder, straw, and bite valve to help you get quick access to your DayQuil. And there is a heating pad built into the shoulder and back area. There is also a built-in Halls cough drop dispenser, a nasal spray dispenser built into the collar for discrete nose squirts, and Vicks vapo-rub built into the breast pockets.
Don’t worry, nobody will even notice your drippy nose, baggy eyes, or hacking cough, when you have a bunch of awkward bulges protruding out of your shirt!