Miller takes Kellyanne Conway’s place as White House spokesperson as it is discovered that Conway is actually a real human being.
By: Rob OttWashington, D.C. – After Counselor to President Donald Trump, Kellyanne Conway’s snafu, giving a “free commercial” pushing Ivanka Trump’s ugly-ass clothes, and despite many people’s suspicions, it was revealed that Conway is actually a real human being who makes huge mistakes. The Trump Administration has “counseled” Counselor Conway, but decided that they cannot afford to take any more changes with her carelessness. Stephen Miller took Conway’s place as White House spokesperson over the weekend.
After watching Senior Policy Advisor Miller’s interviews, many are wondering if movies such as The Matrix, Terminator, or iRobot are becoming reality. At one point, on Sunday morning’s “Meet the Press” interview with Chuck Todd, when asked about widespread voter fraud claims, Miller responded, "I can tell you that this issue of busing voters in to… zero, one, one, one, zero, one, one, zero, one, zero, one, one, one, one, zero, zero, zero, one, zero, one, zero, one… uh, excuse me. Glitch… New Hampshire is widely known by anyone who's worked in New Hampshire politics. It's very real, it's very serious.”
This marks the first time in history that anyone has come up with the idea to build a robot specifically designed to lie through his robot teeth and stroke Donald Trump’s ego.